Check out my whimsical answers I give to silly gents w silly questions

Enjoy the whimsical fun of a few playful responses I keep at the ready for certain questions and comments.

These little gems? They’re not just answers—they’re invitations. Because the best conversations leave room for curiosity, mischief, and a promise that something wickedly delightful is just around the corner.

• “Do you have any specials?”"I’m not a diner, sweetheart."

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• “Are you free?”"No, but I’m reasonably priced."

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• “What’s the difference between an hour and a two-hour appointment?”"Sixty minutes—and maybe a little extra satisfaction."

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• “Do you offer full service?”"Isn’t that what gas stations used to offer?"

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